Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Party Van driving tip:

Whenever driving in sub freezing temperatures, scan parking lots for ice.

It's possible to find a bloated fat-cat corporation who does not maintain their sprinkler system.

 
Needless to say, this makes for some ripping good fun.
The fact that one can go from zero traction to 100% in just a few feet makes for a unique experience. Imagine getting some speed around a corner, then whipping a hell of a spin, all the while knowing the tarmac demon is gonna grab you soon. Once you hit that dry pavement, the spin will be jolted to a straight line in a millisecond! 

If by a very rare chance there's a lull in the passengers partying, this technique is sure to jump-start them back into manic euphoria.

3 comments:

STL BIKE POLO said...

http://bit.ly/doMviZ

Black Metal Documentary at Webster. Sunday night post polo PARTY VAN trip?

PARTY VAN!! said...

I was gonna see it on Saturday because of the date.(hopefully you all know why the 6th is cooler than the 7th) But that sounds like a great fuckin' idea!

STL BIKE POLO said...

i WAS going to be out of town Saturday. Now I'll be here. Let's do it.

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