Don't be fooled by an imposter!!

Today while ripping a shortcut through a parking lot, I saw a van with "Party America" in giant letters on it's side. (Obviously a delivery vehicle for the store of the same name) Feeling a brotherhood vibe, I pulled up next to the bloke loading some goods, and said "Party Van huh, you got any Thrash Metal in there?" He looked at me like he was about to give directions to a junkyard, and I tore off in disgust. "That was no Party Van" I yelled! The experience got me thinking... what other things share the same name, but one is clearly superior.

There's only one Slayer in my world!

 

Some may have trouble choosing this one. (Not me!)

What creator do you listen to?

 

Remember when RPG stood for rocket propelled grenade and there were no nerdy role playing games!

 

Nuff Said!!

Passenger Etiquette:

"When partying in The Party Van and the Thrash Metal is perfect, you may find yourself compelled to scream aloud and repeatedly punch the ceiling to the beat. You must act on this instinct. To refrain would be considered rude to both The Driver and The Party Van. If acting on the instinct is made difficult by the fact that you are sitting on the floor in the midst of the human crumple zone, you must move. Get atop one of your fellow party-ers, gently use them a human step ladder and pound on the ceiling with vigor."

"In The Party Van every party instinct must be explored with vitality."

-Mr. Awesome

Party Van driving tip:

If you see a laundry basket on the road RUN IT OVER! When done correctly it will lodge itself to your undercarriage. You then have the fun of wondering how long this blessing will be along for the ride. When it does dislodge do not fret, this just means you have passed the torch to the next enthusiast. A kind of "pay it forward"

How to improve a bullshit billboard:

Party Van driving tip:

Had a little snow out there! As always, The Party Van was shredding from the first snowflake to the last. At one point the Party Van witnessed a novice shredder lose control, slam on his brakes, and slide a straight line into idiocy. This is WRONG! Any time chaos takes your Party in an unplanned direction, stomp the gas pedal and embrace your new destiny with gusto!

What is a Party Van?

Party vans were invented approximately in 1960 on Thursday at 8:59pm

    Not knowing the Americans had already done it, a Russian man came up with the idea 10 minutes later.     (for the people of course)

Now we have party vans in many shapes and sizes.

Even the rich people are joining in by one upping the middle class party van.

Some will chose to customize with paint jobs.

 

Sometimes it's a small party.

Or a long party!

Some like to bring a camera for memories.

Parties of the past.

 

Parties of the future!

Now that you know what a party van is, this blog will focus on one particular Party Van.

This Party Van is in St Louis, and has been voted best Party Van by everyone in the world. There was one who did not agree with the rest of us, but scientists have found a flaw in his DNA that renders him clueless in critiquing party vans. Research is underway to find a cure for him. If you would like to help, you may send donations at CureStevenFuddlaker.com